A guy who just wanted to have noisy sex. How refreshingly innocent!

Not to let politics intrude, but just last week the Supreme Court ruled that public schools violated the rights of a girl when they strip-searched her, including looking inside her underwear, after someone reported that she was in possession of prescription-strength ibuprofen.

The illustrious Clarence Thomas…

Maybe not so illustrious, considering his spotty history in gender and rights issues. He wrote a breathtakingly absurd minority opinion stating that it is perfectly reasonable to strip search a girl against there is no evidence that she has contraband, and that girls who have such contraband, even though they are not aware they are under suspicion or anticipate being questioned, would naturally keep such pills in their panties or bras.

Reread it. He thinks girls normally keep Advil in their panties. There is something so perverted beyond words about that. I can’t help but picturing him playing with his penis as he was writing it.

Now Niteflirt does not want us to do underage roleplay, but I’m sure there is plenty that a person could still do with that fantasy and stay within the rules.

It was late, and almost everyone had gone home. She was wearing a short, tight red dress that did nothing to hide her round ass. As she straightened up in the conference room, he watched. Reaching up to put things on a high shelf made her dress pull up even higher. He heard she liked it rough. He had been fantasizing about being alone with her for a very long time.

He tiptoed into the room, grabbed her right hand, and handcuffed her wrists behind her back before she knew what was happening. He roughly kissed her mouth, deeply, and squeezed her ass, feeling her respond as he fingered her pussy. When he pushed her face down on the table and pulled up her skirt, she spread her legs for him and moaned slightly. He put his cock up against her tight little asshole and pushed hard. She screamed…

She said she had a lot of studying to do for her finals. But was she studying when the kids’ father came home from his night out? No…

She was sitting at the computer, watching porn, panties on the floor, playing with her pussy. The women on the screen were getting their asses fucked.

When he spoke, it startled her. She didn’t want anyone to find out about this, and she was willing to do anything. That was what he wanted, of course…

I was so disappointed to see the little cock thingy you’ve got there. You had me so hot and wet, and what a letdown! I just cried and cried, and it made you feel so inadequate!

A 3 minute mp3 for those of you who get off hearing a woman gasping for breath, begging not to be sadistically tickled.

He didn’t tell me at first that he had a little dick. He said he was intrigued by the idea of crying, but maybe not so much the screaming or the pain.

I cried, wept, sobbed because of how dissappointed I was at the size of his penis. He loved it.

The teacher pulls the student aside as the class is ending. He tells her that she, having missed too many homework assignments, is failing the class, despite her excellent grades on classwork and tests. The school has a strict zero-tolerance policy for missed homework assignments, and there is no way to make them up at this late date.

She is very worried and asks what she can do to get her grade up to passing. But of course, he has an idea. Pulling her into the large storage closet in the back of the room, he closes the door behind them. He explains what she will need to do to get a good grade, not just to pass, and she agrees, even though she has never done that before. She would do anything to save her grade…

Called to punish me for being a bad girl and make me spank myself, to make me cry. But long before it would have happened he ended up admitting that he is a compulsive wanker with a 3″ peenie weenie. Too funny.

Men.

It’s so funny, how calling him my blackmail money pig affects him so deeply and makes him want to give me money. I can’t help but laugh, which makes him want to give me money even more. Kind of a win-win situation, don’t you think?