I talked for 68 minutes this morning to a guy who was into inflatable beach toys. No, really!

He wanted to talk about how I would step on them and deflate them, and then how I would go about bursting them. Maybe carelessly, maybe deliberately.

Well, I would put on my sharpest, sexiest high heeled shoes—you know, the kind that is totally inappropriate to wear at a pool or the beach—and step on them, first with the toe of the shoe, then rocking back a little on the heel until it went POP!

Do you have an unusual fetish? Call me!